The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where crot I was kept awake all night by a woman crot in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokep chance the bokeh orgasm is being porn faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in porn terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh bokep is not porn bokeh fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently crot sigh and porn moan crot than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to bokep faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek porn they’d explain, porn crot so they porn could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A porn new study crot confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep memek crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is porn if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

crot As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, crot that’s what you bokeh should be doing.’

bokeh Well, crot crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the bokep need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may bokeh just be the quietest.


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