The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the memory of a memek stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I bokeh wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the crot receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her crot eyes and memek declared the bokep woman an ‘actrice’, memek bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to crot this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know porn and bokep all bokeh men dread – the porn memek louder the memek cry of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is porn genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek crot like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their bokeh energy crot for bokep other tasks in hand. This crot was the conclusion of another study memek by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were memek all crot about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn crot and memek crot that women were prone to bokep what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you bokep porn get a bloomin’ move on.’ porn Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokep to screech like crot a porn demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals memek better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot crot said in bokeh bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that memek her sexual yowling memek drowned out bokep their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only crot if you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher bokep Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby porn males that they were bokep fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex crot may just be the quietest.


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